PHOTO GALLERY: Wacky Scenes From The Housing Market – January 2016

PHOTO GALLERY:  Wacky Scenes From The Housing Market – January 2016

While my clients and I hunt for homes, we get to giggle a little along the way.  Here are the latest scenes to tickle our funny bone:

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NOTE TO THE CLEANING CREW:  Don’t forget the ceiling fan!

 

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“Don’t mind this basement bedroom. Just think of it as artistically textured.”

 

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Has your bedroom door ever had that gnawing feeling?

 

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The sellers are trying to ‘stimulate’ a sale.

 

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This home also comes with a servant that feeds you grapes while you bathe.

 

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Wow!  Funky oven-in-the-face makes me want to push all the buttons.

 
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How interesting, yet unuseful.

 

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If Prince lived in Weber County.

 

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When plant holders and dog houses mate.

 

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Well, it looked like a real balcony from the front of the building.  Guess not.

 

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What master bedroom would be complete without its own custom kitchen cabinetry?

 

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Squeeze the tube of window glue gently next time.

 

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When trying to make your floor look like wood, don’t use faux vinyl sticky tiles.  It does more damage than good.

 

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Desperate times (including losing the lid to your toilet), call for desperate measures.