PHOTO GALLERY: Wacky Scenes From The Housing Market – October 2015

PHOTO GALLERY:  Wacky Scenes From The Housing Market – October 2015

The real estate market is an endless source of entertaining treats.  Here are some morsels I spied while visiting properties with clients.

 

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Nothing says “freaky” like textured ceilings done in a hands-and-feet motif.

 

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A rare collision of refined elegance, fuzzy toilet lids, and bathroom carpet.

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Security system FAIL.

 

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Well, that is one way to set up your swamp cooler…


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Tired of that antique patina on your historic home’s woodwork?  Spray paint it.

 

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Introducing the Spartan Kitchen (with accessory flame-out water heater).  Minimalist sheek.

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Remember that time you forgot to clean your cold air return for 40 years?  I do.

 

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Don’t forget to bring your hard hat.

 

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You know you waited 20 years too long to trim your trees when…

 

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The perfectly placed pluming leak.

 

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“It’s an old place, but you will get used to some of the uneven floors.”

 

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…and just when we thought the home couldn’t get any creepier, we find this.

 

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House numbers for the visually impaired.  75,000 point font with red spray paint drop shadow.