PHOTO GALLERY: Wacky Scenes From The Housing Market – July 2016

PHOTO GALLERY:  Wacky Scenes From The Housing Market – July 2016

Shopping for homes with my clients is often an adventure.  Here are some memories you will enjoy:

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When an immovable object meets an irresistible force. Which came first?  The tree?  Or the garage?

 

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When you rent your home to the Incredible Hulk.

 

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This has lazy written all over it.  Too lazy to texture the sheetrock seams so they just nailed up trim strips to cover them.  Then too lazy to tape off the trim so they just sprayed popcorn texture all over it.  Ugh!

 

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Now that is a cool old fashioned way to store stuff.  Grandpas knew what they were doing back in the day.

 

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A home never shows better than when your firearms are laid out for everyone to see.

 

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The rare mirror behind the bathroom door effect.

 

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Sing with me: “Oh, its comin’ down the mountain, here it comes. Oh, its comin’ down the mountain, here it comes….”  This is what happens when you build cheap on a slope. This represents 50 years of brick movement.  I don’t expect the home to last another 50.

 

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Um……how exactly did you plan to finish this tub out?

 

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HOT TIP: PVC and sprinkler line make for a great shower head setup.

 

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“I know how to power spray them paint drops off the concrete so it looks real pretty again!” – Painter employed with us July 15, 2016 to July 15, 2016

 

That’s all for now.  Look for more entertaining photos soon!